Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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