whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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