I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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