It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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