Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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