It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
