some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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