there was a trapeze. enough said
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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