smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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