Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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