even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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