Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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