its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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