What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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