its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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