I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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