i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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