Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
