Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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