The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
