So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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