I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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