it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
please don't ironically join a cult
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