So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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