I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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