I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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