ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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