my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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