You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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