Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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