y did u give ur computer a hand job?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
