That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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