it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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