Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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