Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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