You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She swung at the pinata with crutches
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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