okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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