How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize