I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think my moral compass just broke
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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