He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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