I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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