I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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