Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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