You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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