I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
