we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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