Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I will pee on everything he values.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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