I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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