and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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