jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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