Just mADE A PArabola og urine
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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