I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
