He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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