The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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