ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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