Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
operation harelip BJ is a go
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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